Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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As you travel to the mountain, there may be people ahead of you. You may pass some of these people on the way, and some of them may pass you. You are all going to the same place, so it is as well to be civil to each other on the journey!
Good luck on your journey, I hope that our paths cross, and we may travel together for a time!
If you touch my Llama, I WILL kill you!
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Just found a new one, of sorts. Some of you may be familiar with this one. Search for "Find Chuck Norris" on Google, using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" search option. Read it all, theres more than one joke.
And whilst on the subject of "Google funnies", searching for "French Millitary Victories also has a pretty funny result (though I guess it could be considered racisitic if you don't have even an ounce of humour in you ).
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If you step off the path, you will eventually fall.
When you do, get back up and return.
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