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Tony Swain (User)
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I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him 1 Month, 1 Week ago  
Hey guys.

I have been thinking about the expression "I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him" recently. I realized that that is a bit of a weird statement to be honest and thought of a few things this could implicate.

1. People that practice Judo are more trusting than others.
2. It is easy to judge people that don't weigh very much.
3. People that construct trebuchet's are the most trusting people on earth.
4. People become more trustworthy the closer to a cliff you both are.
5. If you are in space and throw someone they will never stop so that is kind of an epic level of trust there.
6. If you physically cannot lift someone then you cannot throw them so that means you cannot trust someone as far as you can attempt to pick them up.
7. How far can you trust a conjoined twin using this phrase.
8. If you trust yourself as far as you can throw yourself then how far is that as there is more choice in the matter.
9. Does your ability to trust people depend on your maximum effort to throw them or the amount you feel like on the day.
10. I know some people that couldn't throw a stone at the ground when they are drunk so if they are drunk and say that then how does this phrase work.

Just a few thoughts
 
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Re:I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him 1 Month, 1 Week ago  
Funny!

What does that say about trusting women, though? Or does 'him' really mean 'him or her?'
 
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Re:I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him 1 Month, 1 Week ago  
Wonderfully witty Tony, thanks for making me smile!
 
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Re:I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him 1 Month, 1 Week ago  
I like there is a certain element of truth to No. 4
 
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