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Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Whenever you see one, post it here

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
A little classical one here: When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down! Thats my personal fav
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Chuck norris is suing NBC claiming that Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
http://www.funlol.com/funpages/more-chuck-norris.html
A big load of 'em right there!
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months ago  
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http://www.funlol.com/funpages/more-chuck-norris.html
A big load of 'em right there!

LOL

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months ago  
Hes called Chuck Norrice, how much funnier can it get
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months ago  
Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Chuck Norris can crack his knuckles...in Spanish

The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist.

Behind Chuck Norris beard is not a chin, but another fist.

Only 1 person has ever survived a CHuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. That person is Gary Coleman. He hasn't grown since.
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 6 Months ago  
At the risk of duplicating myself, see below a link to a previous post I added regarding the 'Chuck Norris Action Jeans.'
http://www.martialedge.net/forum/off-topic/chuck-norris-action-jeans/

I wish I had some!
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 5 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
One of my personal favs....

Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong entered into a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck won... by 5.
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 5 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
Science has found that Chuck Norris's Teas can cure cancer, the problem is that Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 5 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Kids will wear superman PJ's to bed... superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's to bed.
 
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Re:Chuck Norris funnies.... 5 Months ago  
Just found a new one, of sorts. Some of you may be familiar with this one. Search for "Find Chuck Norris" on Google, using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" search option. Read it all, theres more than one joke.

And whilst on the subject of "Google funnies", searching for "French Millitary Victories also has a pretty funny result (though I guess it could be considered racisitic if you don't have even an ounce of humour in you ).
 
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