Ok People.

I have been gentle with you all so far. It is now time to do your heads in!!

I feel that it is time to get your feet firmly back on the ground.

I have read a lot of good advice from all of you. I have heard of your greatness on a mat (or wooden floor), about your invincibility as soon as you take off your shoes etc....

I have also read a load of absolute drivel (many thanks to the evil twins...)

The rules off this thread are simple:

you admit a weakness/fault/misdemeanour etc, this then gives you the right to thoroughly take the pee out of anyone elses admissions.

It may be sensible to withhold anything pending criminal investigation, though if it involves men in white coats - we want to hear.

Kicking off then, at just 5 foot 7 even my grey hair is slowly going!!!!


Have fun...

Dave

My hairline is receeding faster than the white cliffes of Dover, it has been since I was 17

Hair troubles are nothing to laugh about.

Good for you Bailu.
I have even been known answer to the name of Mr. Miagi



Dave

My family and girlfriend tease me about hair loss but im in complete denial about the whole thing.... sure its starting to thin at the sides but thats natural right?

vanity....

Hair loss ha ha, that's something I'll never suffer from! Mind you, not a laughting matter when you have hair as messy as mine...

See...this is yet another area where women are better than men.

Male baldness seems to be hitting men younger and younger...(I can vouch for BT's vanishing hairline )


And NO, baldness does not make men more attractive to women, Any more than any of you hairy backed marys going weak kneed and dribbling at the sight of a balding woman....

Or I could be wrong!!!

Hiya froggie bird.

If you are better than us does that mean you are losing hair too?

Anyway, I thought we set up a quid pro quo........



Dave

Oh Dave...no I am not losing my hair (women being the superior of the sexes!!)


My humbling....

I have lost my marbles...

I am usually referred to as "being eccentric"....it could be though that I am a Welshwoman living in England and "they don't understand my sense of humour"


Nah...I have lost my marbles..