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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
trying to plant B117 bombers in his garden....silly monkey
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will five hens lay in 6 days?
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
easy...

you multiply the number of eggs by the circumferemce of a pineapple, deduct the number of hens that are allergic to baskets and finally divide that by the number of unemployed czecheslovakian traffic wardens currently serving in the baltic sea fleet.
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
......to the power of moo!
 
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Good luck on your journey, I hope that our paths cross, and we may travel together for a time!

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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Funny you should say that....I fancied a game of darts with my mate the other day. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
Anyine for a plate of horse feathers?
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
HawkandDove wrote:
easy...

you multiply the number of eggs by the circumferemce of a pineapple, deduct the number of hens that are allergic to baskets and finally divide that by the number of unemployed czecheslovakian traffic wardens currently serving in the baltic sea fleet.

Nah, that would make it 8.3637 and you can't have 0.3637 of an egg!
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
Aye, but you forgot that a few of the Czechoslovacian traffic wardens got decked for tryin to give Mule a parkin ticket and so missed the boat, that makes it only 3.0 eggs, which is or course a much more sensible figure.
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
Best misheard lyric ever

Robert Palmer & power of love - 'You might as well face it you're a dick with a glove'
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
tomprice2k wrote:
Best misheard lyric ever

Robert Palmer & power of love - 'You might as well face it you're a dick with a glove'

which is a nice alternative if your lonely on a friday night!!!
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
Beer...beer.....beeeerrrrrrrrrr
 
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Re:Somebody say something random. 2 Months, 1 Week ago  
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing 'Dancing Queen' on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
 
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