madfrog wrote:
Myxamatosis 
Which reminds me of a good joke.
This rabbit walks into a bar and asks "What have you got to eat?"
So the bar man looks down and says "We just started serving toasties"
The rabbit thinks about it and says "what kind?"
So the bar man shows him the menu, with all the vaieties of toasties available.
"I'll have Cheese and pickle" the rabbit says, then scoffs his toasty and hops off.
Next day, the rabbit hops back into the bar and orders a Ham and Tomatoe toasty.
The third day, the pattern continues and the rabbit orders a toasty with "the works", ham, tomatoe, cheese, pickle, egg, onion and anchovies.
The fourth day, expecting his new customer, the barman thinks nothing much of it when the rabbit fails to appear.
He starts to wonder the next day, when the rabbit fails to appear again.
He's almost forgotten about the rabbit as he walks home, but rounding a corner, there's the rabbit writhing on the ground in agony.
"Heavens" says the barman "What's happened to you?"
The rabbit looks up at him and says "I've got mix o my toasties"
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