Not to detract from the obvious seriousness nature of this post but your post Tom reminded me of my first year at school (many moons ago

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Basically, when I was younger I spent alot of time with my grandparents. My grandad was (and is) an old school worthers original grandad.... or for the Americans out there like that guy you have on the Public channels who is always building stuff out of wood in his workshop (cant remember the name but when im over in the states its always on!0
Anyway, I can vividly remember him showing me his pen knife and for some reason I took it to school with me the next day. I remember showing it off and then another kid snatched it, and chased round some kids with it.
haha I cant remember the exact details of how much trouble I was in but my parents said it caused such an uproar they had to move me to another school!!